ass-mangled

1. (verb) to be shown up in a event you thought you were good at so bad it were as if your ass had been mangled
2. (adj.) to have the apperance of being ass-mangled

"Dude thats the seventh time you lost. I thought you said you were good at Madden."
"I am."
"Apparently not because your getting ass-mangled."

ass-mangled by Ryan Pound February 20, 2009

Joe Mangled 

A Scottish term used to describe the state of a person after heavy consumption of alcohol, drugs or both.
Taken from the Ramsey Street character Joe Mangle in the Australian soap opera Neighbours.

Sir Sean Connery: So, did you end up going out last night?
Clubber: Too right I did! I ended up in The Arches and I was pure Joe Mangled! What a night!
Sir Sean Connery: You are the reason I don't live in Scotland.
Clubber: Really? Well double o this ya cunt! *headbuts Sir Sean*

Joe Mangled by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006

Hacked and Mangled 

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

Hacked and Mangled by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Mangledesh 

A fictitious location you are attempting to travel to when embarking on a drunken bender.

"You have your boarding pass?"

"Check, one way ticket to Mangledesh! Here I come"

Mangledesh by chet_woolery January 29, 2010

mangled 

To have handed all control of your bodily functions over to the mischievous leprechaun in the top pocket of your shirt. He now controls you and he likes it when you slap women's asses and subsequently get thrown out of nightclubs. In other words, it means to get FUCKED UP DRUNK.

'Man, last night the Manglator truly achieved total manglation after bonging that crate of Bud... there's still particles of his projectile vomit in his hair.

mangled by The Manglator September 21, 2004

mangled umbrella 

steve, ellie parks's mangled umbrella that she hung in her hair.

ellie parks: do you like steve, my mangled umbrella?
person: ya

mangled umbrella by hatchet-wielding nerd March 11, 2020

Mangled 

a distorted state in which the mind/body experiences uncommon feelings. Results from alcohol, drugs, beatings, etc. Can be used in present tense also.

Dragon knew he was mangled after he drank the entire keg - by himself - in 3 hours.

Mangled by Laura December 3, 2003