macked 

to be hit, struck, or destroyed.

bro, Eli almost got macked by that Honda. holy shit

macked by tellernotelling August 21, 2019

macked 

to have made out with someone.

dude, i macked with him!

macked by Gina Fizz April 29, 2005

Macked Out 

To be so drunk you can't stand and or speak. Sometime you may be able speak in tongues, or say things like goo.

Did you see Leach last night. He was fucking Macked Out.

Macked Out by Dr. Sullivan Suess April 4, 2009

mijacked 

To be unexpectedly cornered and interrogated by one's mother about every detail of one's personal life.

As Sarah exited the bathroom, she was mijacked and forced to disclose her bawdy evening plans.

mijacked by dr. unk December 26, 2008

Macked 

To get fucked up beyond all belief; to take multiple jaeger bombs followed by a few beer fights and make out with some chick behind a dumpster.

Man, things got cray cray last night at the bar, and I got so macked up.

Macked by Ronnie Walker March 20, 2010

J Macked 

When you get absolutely fucked over by someone's incredible amount of luck.

Person 1: how did I lose I had 3 aces after the flop!?

Person 2: My full house of 2s and 7s beats that, bitch!

Person 3: Oh man you just got J Macked!

J Macked by DouganPH October 6, 2016

Macked-out

drinking to the point of not being able to remember your actions, but still putting down game and waking up next to a fine piece of ass.

adam was so macked-out last night, he took TWO girls home!

Macked-out by frostykewlguy December 10, 2009