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29.
MJ
the best radio personality known to man
master
genius
MJ Kelly host of the MJ morning show on 93.3 FLZ
by Megan December 01, 2003
 
30.
MJ
Michael Johnston, looks like a penis with a dirty stash. Someday he will shave it. His girlfriend has fat rolls, i fucked them. e loves em fat, and plays with his bat. He also scissors dayly:)
hey MJ, what a fag.
by flashito May 21, 2008
 
31.
MJ
Mouth job. a hand job is an hj, so why the shit is it a bj.
Mouth on penis.
man, this chick was givin me an MJ last night, and i shot in her face
by BigOleSack1986 March 21, 2008
 
32.
MJ
MJ has LOTSA happy go luckey meanings! *Falls down with glee*

1) Anime freak or Otaku (Literaly meaning fan-poodle)
2) Constant target of being Yavuzed on.
3) Completley AMAZING DDR player who can do MaxPeriod in Heavy.
4) Someone with slight lack of comitment.
5) A complete dork who has gotten further with their sketchbook than you. Ha ha!
6) A to-be transexual. What?! THATS COOL!
7) Yaoi lover *Purrs*
8) Kaiatteh glomper.
9) TOTALY twisted synical person who cant set the limits of when to stop saying homosexual.
10) Compulsive jhonen Vasquez fan.
Because theres too much MJ to fit in your mouth!

Um I know... *Awkward scilence* We can play a game. Okay, close your eyes. *Rummage rummage* Okay now! Can you find your liver? n_n;;
by MJ June 04, 2004
 
33.
mj
Adjective; used to describe someone totally crazy and likes Japanese art.
"That's so mj!"
by Bob November 10, 2003
 
34.
mj
Short for Mark-James, probably the most georgeous, sexy, wondeful most talented caring, christian this side of forver! the male mary poppins- practically perfect in every way. Deserves to win an award for just being his indreibly sensitive self.
"mj is one buff mofo"
"mj is finer than your mum's ass"
by shel November 29, 2004
 
35.
Mj
Short for Mark-James, probably the most georgeous, sexy, wondeful most talented caring, christians this side of forver! the male mary poppins- practically perfect in every way. Deserves to win an award for just being his indreibly sensitive self.
"Mj is one buff mofo"
"Mj is more fine that your mum's ass"
by shel November 28, 2004