mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 13, 2002

mitten queen

a gay man who likes to jerk off other guys

Braden would like to be Austin's mitten queen

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin July 1, 2004

mitten queen

see: Joe Don

by Edgar Allan Poe February 20, 2003