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a.k.a Allen a.k.a. David a.k.a. NASCAR Allen. Thinks he's the sweetest driver in the world but is actually almost as bad as a woman on a cellphone.
Dude here comes mitsudave in his cousin's Cobra....Oh shit did you hear him miss second and grind third?

Man I love a nice day of offroading...WTF? Here comes mitsudave across the dunes with his cousin's Trans Am, oh shit he's a moron.
by Paco March 17, 2005

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