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When somebody bitches outrageously and frequently about apple products until they go into an endless loop of rage and pass out. Person A: I-Phones suck!
Person B: Graarrrrggg! I-Phones don't suck! I-Phones are cool! I-Phones and I-Pads! I-Phones don't suck! Person C: Wow, that guys really mitching! |
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A three-step sexual process.
Step 1: Suck your partners dick. Step 2: Raise your partners dick and lick their balls. Step 3: Spin your partner around and lick their butt. This is the end of the mitching process. Person 1: Man mitching last night was great.
Person 2: Yeah I loved when you got to step 3! |
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The act of bitching performed by a male. Can be performed in many locations such as the office, shed etc. Is usually followed up by a blog or status update. John was mitching down the pub again. He just needs to get over it.
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Verb.
To loiter, lollygag, procrastinate, or behaving in a lackadaisical fashion in an attempt to avoid a previously set obligation, especially under the pretense of dealing with a ‘technical issue’(computer meltdown, glitch, virus, etc.) that would hinder participation in the aforementioned activity. “Sally says she is getting her computer fixed during class today, but I think she’s just mitching.”
“Danny totally mitched out on that typing exam, I saw him hanging around the mall when he said he had to get his keyboard rewired.” “I would love to mitch today, but I already said that my virus was taken care of and I can’t think of a better excuse.” |
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To scratch your skin and see how much skin comes off into a pot. Person 1; I was only bloody mitching last night weren't I!
Person 2; How much skin did you collect? |
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The state of extreme sweating, most times for no apparent reason. Bro I was mitching so hard during my first class, I was embarrassed to lift my arms.
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The act of Fucking over another employee or co-worker. Leaving one stranded for hours upon hours. " Hey I'll be right back (7:00 Am)........... (3:00 Pm) Oh sorry the Lt. asked me to do something.
" Hey I'm going to grab a coffee anyone want one?........... (4 hours later) "oh sorry I forgot your coffee I'll go grab it now" " Man yesterday I got Mitched hard" "I can't stand the Mitching that goes on here" |
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