A legend of a guy, who is sporty, sexy, caring and would do anything for those around him. A typical star sign for Alex Mitchell would be a scorpio.

In Palo Alto, we do it hardcore. The East Meadow gang doesn't fuck around wit nobody. They can often be seen at Walgreens, trying on bras, buying condoms and being pushed around in shopping carts. When I see the former JLS crew, I hide in the nearest shrubbery.

One thing important about Palo Alto was the Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School graffiti epidemic. For almost a month, there was vandalism every day. It got to the point where someone wrote "JLS- Columbine 2," and the school administrators decided to take action. It was a ridiculous event, because all of the kids who were involved were suspended- even if they didn't write anything. There were three news articles about the event; all were inaccurate to some extent. It was also on the news. The news articles were extreme bullshit.

For example, "One boy was handcuffed on campus and taken into custody, but the other students were not arrested and the boy was later released." This DID NOT happen!

Another example,“'They were nerds, without a doubt,'” the parent said. 'They are pretty regular-looking cast. ... They are not even on the fringes of bad.'" These kids were NOT nerds. They were fuckin badass.

Pipe cleaner figurine men that can be found superglued about everwhere- overpasses, parks, churches, creeks, and schools. Their organizations token phrase is, "Who are these men? And why are they in Palo Alto?" Group leaders have said that anyone is welcome to glue these dandy men throughout town.

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when a guy cums in his lady's eye making me cover her eye like an eye patch and then he kicks her in the shin making her kick her leg up (kinda like a wooden leg i guess) making her jump around like a happy little pirate :D

Originating from BBC2's "That Mitchell and Webb Look"'s "Numberwang Code" Comedy sketch, Numberwanged could turn to the new pwned owned

When a guy ferociously slams his cock in Mike Mitchell's ass. Then Mikes eats skittles then sucks his cock. Taste the rainbow.

A term used when someone experiences everything horribly cliche that can occur during a night of heavy drinking. Made popular by college students around the globe, the term is supposedly based on an actual night-out for a guy named Sugato, however the likelihood of this is very low.