| 8. | Wes Eisold | ||
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Vocalist for Give Up the Ghost (American Nightmare), which is probably one of the best bands in hardcore in recent memory. (I could just spit out an entire bio, but instead just go to www.giveuptheghost.com, who knows the band better than the band themselves). Tortured, sincere, satirical lyrics are the only thing that comes from this man’s pen. "I never said I'd stay to the fucking end. Fuck you, fuck all of you. You'll never know what I wanted to say, those fucking words are as dead as the air I breathe. Life is just a big second guess, a broken staircase of mistook steps."
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| 9. | loosier | ||
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A word that sprouted from a friend joking by calling me a "lugar" as in street luging. I mistook it for "loosier" and it has been a joke ever since. Means about the same thing as loser, only to a little higher degree. "Loosier!"
"And proud!" or as Cam'ron says..."I'm a loosier from tha Hoosier" |
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| 10. | Gay Rider | ||
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The development of misunderstanding the Free Rider problem. Somebody mistook Free Rider as Day Rider, which in turn somebody else mistook Day Rider to Gay Rider.
See information failure |
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| 11. | jax | ||
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aka cocaine. Derives from the similarities in cocaine and ajax, a common cleaning product. That chick in Up In Smoke mistook ajax for cocaine. She thought she was snortin jax.
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| 12. | fingering the grandma | ||
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doing or keeping e.one story I herd about this unusual term is that some old folk acidentaly mistook there grand childs drug stash as medication. invibed and became more um comfortable with sexual activity than they had been in years. in other words an example of the power of the drug. Are you fingering the grandma tonight?
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| 13. | Bokkun | ||
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Character from the animé series Sonic X.
Bokkun is a small messenger robot who works for his creator Dr.Eggman. He carries portable Television sets around in a bag, which are used to display messages from Eggman himself. Bokkun has a liking towards explosives, and often finds humour in watching the message TV's he carries around, explode in the recipients face. Bokkun often has bozzare mood-swings, often switching from insane, yet rather cute, fits of laughter to being morbidly depressed and crying. At one point, many people mistook Bokkun for a chao, due his his slight resemblence to the Dark Chaos intorduced in Sonic Adventure 2. Even though he is a very minor character, Bokkun was by far one of, if not THE best characters in Sonic X, often providing much humour and sympathy. Unfortunatly, he will most likely never be featured in any Sonic games. Its also worth noting that his voice in the american dub version is just plain shit. Bokkun pwns Chris Thorndyke in every way imaginable.
Hey, Bokkun...your TV, she blew up in-a my face! |
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| 14. | Boigum | ||
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A slow and lowly character of the Animal Kingdom. Travels under the alias of "Beacome, Aaron." Is noted in the Bible as quote "...the one who shalt giveth CHODE a new meaningith...five is right out...and who shalt taketh on the KESSIAH when the cities of good and evil part, to decide who shalt becometh the Highlander." (excerpt from the book of George Clinton, chapter 6 verses 9-25)
Is also known to "bend it like Bekham" on alternating weekends. Started his balding phase during his birth (it should also be noted that following the birth, Aaron's mother mistook his PENIS for his umbillical cord, and bit it off with such force that tying it back on would be an almost futile attempt. To this day, the phrase Boigum can be heard throughout the halls of Mount Michael Benedictine High School. UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!! Aaron has read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 30 times! Hello Boigum. Lovely weather today, eh?
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