Toilet tissue debris discoverd left on the anus while in the 69 position.
while positioning into the 69 or teabagging tissue debris looks like a mistletoe attached to the anus.
a parasitic plant with white berries, traditionally used as a Christmas decoration
Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party
Joe- Mary totally got mouth raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas party.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!
What Ms. Claus gets when her pants are too tight. Similar to cameltoe.
Wow Ms. Claus's pants are too tight. You can see her mistletoe!
Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.
"Yo! i kissed Karen under the mistletoe"
A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration
"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"
When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.
Hey Sally, check out that guy over there in that speedo. He is sporting a mean mistletoe.