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2.
The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party
Joe- Mary totally got mouth raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas party.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!
by jjfred June 29, 2010
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1.
a parasitic plant with white berries, traditionally used as a Christmas decoration
Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
by sitri December 20, 2006
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3.
What Ms. Claus gets when her pants are too tight. Similar to cameltoe.
Wow Ms. Claus's pants are too tight. You can see her mistletoe!
by Mike Ockizard December 18, 2006
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4.
Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.
"Yo! i kissed Karen under the mistletoe"
by kdubheiress October 01, 2011
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5.
When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.
Hey Sally, check out that guy over there in that speedo. He is sporting a mean mistletoe.
by Jungle Gym December 29, 2008
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6.
A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration
"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"
by hash is brown November 13, 2003
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7.
Toilet tissue debris discoverd left on the anus while in the 69 position.
while positioning into the 69 or teabagging tissue debris looks like a mistletoe attached to the anus.
by kupal power January 13, 2011
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