Missle Toe 

a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you

Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too

Missle Toe by Jay November 28, 2003

misle toe 

when someone rears back as far as they can and shove their toe up an ass hole until that person is lifted off the ground and their ass hole is pouring blood and other fluids

Bitch shut the fuck up before i give you the misle toe!!!!

misle toe by littleSton3rDICK(kkk4life) September 24, 2009

Missle Toe 

The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.

I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!

Missle Toe by JeremyFeit December 13, 2016

Missle toe 

A rapid or Swift kick in the ass resulting in your toe entering someone's anus.

Carl is such an idiot, he got missle toed.

Missle toe by Villan rich May 14, 2020

Missle toe 

A missle that looks like a toe

Person 1: OK fine I killed them
Person 2: With what?
Person 1: A missle toe🙄🙄🙄🙄

Missle toe by SlayQueenCheryl September 3, 2022

Toe missle 

A kick in the butt, usually from anger.

Man, don't make me explode a toe missle in your ass!!!

Toe missle by Devilbones July 24, 2009

Mistletoe

Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.

I’ll never see mistletoe in quite the same way ever again.

Mistletoe by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017