|1.||misting the lizard|
Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."