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Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana. Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too. "Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard." "What?" "Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately." |
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