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Mistic Flash 

A term that originates from Fnatic Mistic flashing his teammate Fnatic Doma, resulting in NA Valorant team Sentinels winning VCT Masters Reykjavik. Often spammed in Twitch chat when someone flashes their own teammate.
MISTIC FLASH KEKW

Blue Mistic

Blue Mistic is a favorite refreshment of jungless, cuttas and any other bad Bahamian gal. The drink is usually part of a package deal a man exchanges for sex or sexual favors. The other part of the package usually is food preferably chicken involved and totaling under 10 dollars.
Bamboo Shack Cashier : Do you want a drink with that thigh snack?
Guy: Yes, a blue mistic
Bamboo Shack Cashier : Do you want rubbers with that too cuz obviously u going to grind
Blue Mistic by Stanley Smith1 August 12, 2012

Mystic Messenger 

A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.
My parents say I shouldn't play Mystic Messenger at 3 in the morning, but will that really stop me?
Mystic Messenger by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018

Mystic Messenger 

a game that makes you incredibly lovesick, you wanna get back to your phone as soon as possible just to talk to them again, which makes you stay up late and wake up early just so you can see their beautiful faces/words :))))
all of the boys from Mystic Messenger are my bbys now
Mystic Messenger by i crave death August 21, 2018

Mystic Messenger 

An app that reminds you to eat
Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”
Mystic Messenger by ILiekCheese January 3, 2018

mystic messenger 

MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.
mystic messenger by booyavivi November 28, 2016