mistextication

1. When a text message is taken out of context due to lack of tone in dialog.

2. When you send a text message to the wrong contact.

Due to a mistextication, my girlfriend Sarah found out about my plans with her friend Shawna.

mistextication by Steve Isidor August 17, 2008

Listexting 

Listening while a friend is venting in Text

Thanks for listexting!
No problem I'm always here to listen.

Listexting by Glesga girl June 15, 2011

MiseTings

A Magic: The Gathering humor site, originally it was Mike Bregoli (MB)'s blog, which later became a satirical/humor article site similar to The Onion, but in the past couple of years the articles have been waning, and most people visit solely for the forums.

Some entries on Urban Dictionary that stem from MiseTings include Sarnath'd, Random-Miser, and soccer mom'd.

"MiseTings even has it's own WikiPedia page dude. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misetings."

MiseTings by Craiggles July 20, 2008

Mosterting

The gut wrenching process of keeping a diarrhea shart confined to ones asshole. Usually accompanies speeding to the nearest exit ramp, trailer home or porta-jon.

Dude, I was mosterting so bad yesterday I got 2 redlight tickets on the way home!

Mosterting by SmackdaddyRuss August 11, 2017

Mostestington 

More than anything imaginable.

I love that girls ass Mostestington, it’s beyond amazing

Mostestington by 5984 October 2, 2019

multexting 

the act of carrying on several text conversations at once.

Man, last night I was multexting with Sarah, Julie, Amanda, AND my boss. It got crazy trying to keep them all straight!

multexting by 1234preacher March 19, 2010

mistering 

To hit oneself upon the top of the head repeatedly in an excitable fashion.

As seen on the viral muslim rave party sensation video - much mistering is demonstrated by the guy in the chair.

mistering by badgerboy May 28, 2006