Misters Populars 

An elite group of humorists hilarious alone, and even more assbustingly jocular together. This group has perfect balance, half being of one race, half being of another; half being left-handed and half being right; they truly are the most notable people of the century. Often referred to in abbreviated form as simply 'Misters'.

"damn those Misters are hilarious,"
"fuck yeah man, i heard they made my girlfriend climax just by telling her a joke!"

Misters Populars by mister4 June 1, 2005

Misters Smith and Wesson

Used when talking about a concealed S&W revolver on your person. Generally to avoid the panic caused by declaring you are carrying a revolver.

Jeff: I wish we had a gun right now.
Sally: Don't worry, I brought Misters Smith and Wesson with me.

Misters Smith and Wesson by EchoNovember October 22, 2011

sisters before misters

The girl rule that your friends are always more important than your boyfriends. Basically the girl version of bros before hoes, except the title doesn't sound like an insult to women. Also, there's an unwritten sub-rule: if you catch your friend's boyfriend cheating, YOU MUST TELL HER ASAP!

Sometimes called chicks before dicks.

Amy's boyfriend was being such a jerk to her BFF, so she dumped him, even though she still really liked him. What an awesome friend Amy is, putting sisters before misters like that!

sisters before misters by Disvan November 26, 2010

Sisters from different misters 

Best friends; the people who know your flaws and love you for them. The ones who comfort you when you're down, love you when no one else does, and love you even more for the mistakes you make. The ones that become family, rather than friends. Sisters from different misters are the girls you can run to with anything: silly crushes, abnormal questions, retarded jokes, crazy stories, FML moments, and bad hair days. The girls that keep you in line when your being a crazy bitch, and keep your chin up when you don't have the strength to do anything but cry. The ones who you spend every day with doing nothing but sleeping 'til one, watching movies all day, playing on Facebook, and finally getting ready at eight 'o clock only to drag main trying to find something to do. The girls who make fun of your silly little traits, and know you inside and out because you spend every waking moment together (and even not the waking ones). Sisters from different misters is more than a friendship, its forever, its sisterhood, and the ultimate bond.

Tanner: "dang, those girls spend so much time together, they must be pretty good friends."
Blake: "dude, your a dumb ass. Don't you know? They're sisters from different misters".

Sisters from different misters by YoeYikkYiff December 6, 2010

sisters before misters

The unwritten law that dictates that a the wishes of an unmarried woman's or girl's female friends trump those of a men she wants to have a relationship with. This law exists to protect said woman from being roosterpecked or whipped and her boyfriend's a pig or a man slut.
Better known as ladies first and to hell with your boyfriend.

Yo, lady, don't let that male chauvanist pig tell you what to do. He thinks you're just another piece of ass. After all, it's sisters before misters.

sisters before misters by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006

twisted misters 

having a case of diarrhea

I had too many beers last night and woke up with a case of the twisted misters.

twisted misters by anonymous please August 29, 2007

Scissor Misters

Sexual position where two gentlemen slot their legs on either side of each other so that they can grind their penises together or his shaft to the other's sack, whichever the males prefer. They can also choose to graze the other's butthole as a form of pleasuring one another. The male equivalent of a "scissor sister."

Not only do Mike and Sameer sit next to one another at work, but they are also secretly scissor misters.

Scissor Misters by Carrie Underw00d February 27, 2011