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1. mister
The male counterpart of a mistress.
Friend 1: He's a fine piece of ass!
Friend 2: If I were married, he'd so be my mister!
2. mister
A title used informally to signify respect between two people but without actually meaning it.
"What time do you call this, Mister Ben?"
by Mr Ben Feb 7, 2005 add a video
3. Mister
Relating to the size of a man's penis, if it is especially large, then they call him Mister.

(Short form Mr.)
When you're this big, they call you Mister.

you should totally do Mr. Ricky.
4. Mister
Somebody that you have tried to get out of your life, usually a male, but you can't because you know they need you almost as much as you need them.
Person: So what's going on with mister?

Me: Trying to delete him out of my life. Not working.
5. mister
something that blows mist
there are misters in line at six flags
by ~Jason~ May 24, 2004 add a video
6. Mister
A Man sister. A Metrosexual best friend, or someone whom you and your boys always hang out with and insist on inviting everywhere even though they act like a bitch half the time.
Dave - "Is Greg gay? Cause he is cool but kinda feminine."
Steven - "No he is our Mister"
Dave - "Your what..?"
Steven - "He is our man sister."
7. mister
To long for another;to feel empty without
I told my girlfriend when I was in jail that I mister!
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