mister maybe is a man that has it all.
he says what ever he pleases.
you most likely owe him money.
he always makes the first move, don't even try to contact him.
"if mister maybe asks me out on a date i will definitely accept"
"mister maybe called and we talked for hours"
"mister maybe has feet that are size ten men......you should give him a call"
"i owe mister maybe a shitload of money, it was very wonderful of him to lend it to me"
"mister maybe told me he wanted to put my hair in his nose, i feel so good about myself"