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Your Missus can be either your Girl-friend/Wife
usually girl-friend belonging to a teenaged or a guy in his early 20's
Rongo: "I seen you gettin' jiggy wit your missus!"
Jack: "Fuck, leave my missus outta this, au."
by Kiwi-Babe September 15, 2005
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australian, n.z., n; wife. the handbrake. ( see )
I took the missus down the pub last night.
by herbie August 25, 2004
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Something said from afar. Something told by a man away at sea, on a fishing trip, to a woman, alone with her child in the night. A message of hope and love for those who are beginning again, with each other, sweetly and sweatily. Not long into things, but knowing the potential and wanting it more than anything.
miss u: thinking about you all the time. can't get you outta my head. want you again and again, endlessly. Possibly, even,...love?
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your missus is your byrd
Your missus is a nutter.
by youknowsit November 02, 2006
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What pussy-whipped guys call their girlfriend/wife.
I'll have to ask the missus if I can join you and all the blokes for a boys night out.
by great success February 18, 2010
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Word used on the internet, meaning his/your girlfriend. Used when you know each other better than a first-time date.
My missus is so hetal.
by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015
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Term that means wife.
You better get back home to the missus.I think she is worried about you.
by Toa Pohatu April 05, 2017
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