Pisstracted 

When a person desperately needs to go to the bathroom and all they can think about is taking a piss.

Dan was in a maths test but he couldn't think about the questions because he needed a piss. He failed because he was pisstracted.

Pisstracted by HurrDurr12 November 27, 2012

Milfstracted 

Distracted by a Milf

"Yo Dan, you see that Corvette that just drove by?"
"My bad bro, i was Milfstracted."

Milfstracted by Professor Thawne October 1, 2023

Pisstracted 

When you have to pee, but you are in a conversation with someone and over time you stop really paying attention - because your bladder has highjacked your brain.

The last 20 minutes of that meeting were useless for getting anything accomplished because I was so pisstracted.

Pisstracted by Esserboo July 19, 2017

misktrackted 

to screw someone over. the person must be named Carlos

hey carlos that guy just misktrackted you.

misktrackted by sahnds September 22, 2006

kisstracted

State of forgetfulness brought on during sudden makeout sessions.

Sara was kisstracted, not noticing that the traffic light had turned green while her boyfriend was kissing her.

kisstracted by silvursurfer October 30, 2011

Mapstracted 

While surfing the internet, becoming distracted when looking at a map, straying to other countries and areas on the map than the one you initially started to search for.

I checked Google maps for Miami, and was mapstracted with a search to Venezuela. I was surprised how close it really is!

Mapstracted by Lady Lalochezia February 14, 2018

manstracted 

When a girl gets distracted on a mission by a cutie.

I was building an empire but I got manstracted by that cutie

manstracted by Grifford78 December 10, 2016