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Time Mismanagement 

The act of planning your day's activities out in advance, but doing it in such a way that this act consumes your whole day leaving no time for anything.
Boss: I have to organize my meeting requests. I can not keep track of them!
Employee #1: So will you be able to make our team meeting?
Boss: No I will be busy organizing my meeting requests.
<Boss leaves>
Employee #1: Oh so looks like our boss is now proficient in time Mismanagement.
Employee #2: I need to get trained in that so one day I can be a Boss.
Time Mismanagement by 0penGL May 28, 2011
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hormonal mismanagement 

To be fired as a result of a work-related adulterous relationship.
Due to hormonal mismanagement with his executive officer, the Boeing CEO was fired.

Micro Mismanaged 

When your boss is simultaneously micromanaging you and doing a poor job coordinating the project as a whole.
Even with two daily touch points scheduled for this project, no one could figure out what was being asked of them. I've never seen a project so micro mismanaged.
Micro Mismanaged by rpcgal April 9, 2022

Mismanagement

That is not what's happening at all Ben. Didn't I read an article that said Israel did mounted some operation because THEY were struggling with getting water? YES! There was! Because I referenced it in a previous post.
Hym "So it isn't MISMANAGEMENT as much as it is their inability to ACT WITH IMPUNITY. That seems like the purpose of reality for the incest zealots. Is to make it so THEY can act with IMPUNITY. Because if you can just get America to point a nuclear revolver at Mohammeds head you don't NEED to manage the water in you country because you can just fly to A DIFFERENT country... Take THEIR water and if they doth protest too much mommy America will just lift up her skirt and Ben can run in a clutch her thigh and everything will be alright. Just like Ree-lon. He needs to not be a retard but isn't that so he need mommy government to point the weaponized schizophrenia gun at my head while he absconds with what he needs from me because I'm NOT retard. I am the thing he needs to not be. It was already there. But he needs it none the less."
Mismanagement by Hym Iam November 10, 2025

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026