Placed in a position of helplessness usually as a result of one's own actions or fate conspiring against you.
Fuck I missed my appointment now I'm totally cock slung.
A greeting as well as a good-bye. Excitement, and also dismay. Very versital, depending on where the accent is placed.
Greetings and Badongadoodle to you all!
Badongadoodle and good luck!
BADONGADOODLE! I MISSED THE BUS!
I won the lottery! Badongadoodle!
The bizarre condition of when someone, like an actor or a singer, is on stage and (not knowing what to do with them) has their hands always drifting towards or placed at the crotch region.
Emma: I missed Bobby's solo in choir, how was it?
Jane: The singing was ok, but as far the overall performance goes, he had some seriously distracting crotchoritis!
Short term for, Perfect.
Widely used by individuals when placed in an exciting situation or event that takes place causing them to feel joy.
Tony: lets play hide and seek
Reggie: not it!
Alan: not it!
Tony: not it!
Tony: k well hide..
15 seconds later Anthony passes by tony in the dark because hes hiding so good but missed him..
Reggie: gay i dont have money to play laser tag.
Tony: i got chuu;
An extreme sexual move that involves a running jump off of a couch or similarly placed piece of furniture onto a bed resulting in the penetration of a chick with one's cock on landing.
"Did you hear what Rob did last night? He pulled an Evel Knievel with some random chick."
"Really? The last person I knew who tried that missed and broke his dick in three places."
My reason for watching television!
The only reason I watch t.v. is because of Lost.
An epically, awesomely cool game played by only the most distinguished of competitors. It involves throwing 10 beer bottle caps onto a grid. The grid is composed from the remnants of a busch light 20-bottle box. The box is emptied and the bottle seperator removed. A hole is then cut in the center of the box. The seperator is placed on the top and caps are thrown onto the box from 4-5 feet away. Caps on the top are worth 1 and caps on the bottom are worth 2.
Me and my friend missed most of the hockey game last night because we had a pretty intense bruler happening.
Or I cant believe how fine tuned your bruler skills are.