| 1. | cock slung | ||
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Placed in a position of helplessness usually as a result of one's own actions or fate conspiring against you. Fuck I missed my appointment now I'm totally cock slung.
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| 2. | Badongadoodle | ||
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A greeting as well as a good-bye. Excitement, and also dismay. Very versital, depending on where the accent is placed. Greetings and Badongadoodle to you all!
Badongadoodle and good luck! BADONGADOODLE! I MISSED THE BUS! I won the lottery! Badongadoodle! |
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| 3. | Crotchoritis | ||
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The bizarre condition of when someone, like an actor or a singer, is on stage and (not knowing what to do with them) has their hands always drifting towards or placed at the crotch region. Emma: I missed Bobby's solo in choir, how was it?
Jane: The singing was ok, but as far the overall performance goes, he had some seriously distracting crotchoritis! |
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| 4. | Fect | ||
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Short term for, Perfect.
Widely used by individuals when placed in an exciting situation or event that takes place causing them to feel joy. Tony: lets play hide and seek
Alan: ok Reggie: not it! Alan: not it! Tony: not it! Anthony: gay. Tony: k well hide.. 15 seconds later Anthony passes by tony in the dark because hes hiding so good but missed him.. Tony: FECT!! Another example: Reggie: gay i dont have money to play laser tag. Tony: i got chuu; Reggie: FECT!! |
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| 5. | Evel Knievel | ||
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An extreme sexual move that involves a running jump off of a couch or similarly placed piece of furniture onto a bed resulting in the penetration of a chick with one's cock on landing. "Did you hear what Rob did last night? He pulled an Evel Knievel with some random chick."
"Really? The last person I knew who tried that missed and broke his dick in three places." |
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| 6. | Lost | ||
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My reason for watching television! The only reason I watch t.v. is because of Lost.
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| 7. | Bruler | ||
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An epically, awesomely cool game played by only the most distinguished of competitors. It involves throwing 10 beer bottle caps onto a grid. The grid is composed from the remnants of a busch light 20-bottle box. The box is emptied and the bottle seperator removed. A hole is then cut in the center of the box. The seperator is placed on the top and caps are thrown onto the box from 4-5 feet away. Caps on the top are worth 1 and caps on the bottom are worth 2. Me and my friend missed most of the hockey game last night because we had a pretty intense bruler happening.
Or I cant believe how fine tuned your bruler skills are. |
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