Any female who dances with you at a club and lifts one leg up while she's grinding her pelvis into yours, but freaks out when you grab her other leg in an attempt to mount her on you.
"I tried to lift that girl up on a nigga but she freaked the fuck out. Obviously she don't know what happens when you lift yo leg on a nigga. I guess she's just a Miss One-Leg."
A person with one leg.
As used by Peter Cook in his 'One-legged Tarzan" sketch on "Not only ... But Also" in 1971more...
The scene is a theatrical producer's office (Peter Cook) and Dudley Moore plays the unidexter.
Peter:Miss Rigby! Stella, my love! Would you please send in the next auditioner, please. Mr. Spigott, I believe it is.
Enter Dudley, hopping energetically on one leg
Peter:Mr. Spigott, I believe?
Dudley:Yes — Spigott by name, Spigott by nature. (keeps hopping)
Peter:Yes... if you'd like to remain motionless for a moment, Mr. Spigott. Please be stood. Now, Mr. Spigott you are, I believe, auditioning for the part of Tarzan?
Peter:Now, Mr. Spigott, I couldn't help noticing almost at once that you are a one-legged person.
Dudley:You noticed that?
Peter:I noticed that, Mr. Spigott. When you have been in the business as long as I have you come to notice these things almost instinctively. Now, Mr. Spigott, you, a one-legged man, are applying for the role of Tarzan — a role which, traditionally, involves the use of a two-legged actor.
Peter:And yet you, a unidexter, are applying for the role.
Peter:A role for which two legs would seem to be the minimum requirement.
Peter:Well, Mr. Spigott, need I point out to you where your deficiency lies as regards landing the role?
Dudley:Yes, I think you ought to.
Peter:Need I say with overmuch emphasis that it is in the leg d...
Tweeker chickwith one tooth, swollen leg, the clap, lookin to suck off any hard up homless fuck with a bowl of shit or a couple vicadin. She will steal your shit and help you look for it. Widely considered the best lookin tramp in Desert Hot Springs.
Annoying tourist: where are all the hot bitches?
D.H.S. local: its your lucky day Biff, Miss DHS is waitin in room 210 at the mineral. Go ahead and park your car here I'll keep an eye on it for you.
The Terrible Terry is very similar to the angry pirate. It involves having intercourse with a girl from behind. However before pulling out to perform the angry pirate, you must "miss" and slide it into the girls ass. The irony of this is that not only will the girl not be able to see you (cum in her eye) or chase you (foot stomped upon), but when she eventually chases you she will be waddling from taking it in the ass rough.
Michelle swore to cut Lee's balls off for the Terrible Terry he just delivered, as she waddled after him on one leg holding her eye closed making sounds like a pirate.
a term used by a patron to describe a disgruntled public transit professional, a highly satisfying sexual position
e.g. "That same shuttlefuck missed my stop!"
e.g. "I need to stretch before we shuttlefuck again. Having one leg in the air like that is hard work!"
when one jerks themselves off with someone elses leg
i squawker'd on jimboes thigh last night dude
|7.||Clutch foot syndrome|
The tremor or involuntary quivering of your clutch foot (when you are driving stick ) and you just had a near-miss of an accident or you are being pulled off by a cop and you have drugs in your trunk or on your person. It is coursed by fear.
Druggie 1: Calm down man, you will get us busted
Driver druggie: I am calm!
Druggie 1: Oh yeah? then why is your leg bouncing up and down? You are scared man! you have clutch foot syndrome!