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Microshite 

A tiny nugget of binary crap. This term can be used to describe nearly all of the software produced by an insignificant company with a similar name, 'Microsoft'.
I'm having problems connecting to the Internet because my modem is having a Microshite moment.
Microshite by Poopen von Brownie December 23, 2003

Microshit Idiot Exploder 

The proper name for the internet browser Microsoft illegally put into every operating system. The software crashes frequently and dupes the user into downloading add-ons that slow the computer down and guzzle down RAM. And worst of all Microsoft stuck in restrictions that prohibit the user from uninstalling the browser.
The founders of Microsoft oughta be locked up for installing Microshit Idiot Exploder on our computers and forbidding us from deleting it.

microshit 

What microsoft should be called because it makes such SHIT products like Winblows X-Pee.
XP=Shit with glitter
IE 6=Shit with glitter
MSN messenger 6=Shit with glitter
Any microshit product=Shit with glitter
microshit by microshit July 18, 2003

Microshite 

A better and more reliable operating system than its counter part microsoft.
Anything that includes the Microsoft logo is bollocks whilst microshite is'nt.
Microshite by Gill Bates October 16, 2003

microsite 

Male, Female, Microsite
I was shopping on Asos and I was trying to define my option list and under the section gender was the following options; Male, Female, Microsite and therefore I would like to know what Microsite means in this context. I'm fully aware of its general meaning which is basically an individual website, area or entity within a major thing. I hope that makes sense.

As it was on Asos I thought it best to turn to Urban Dictionary as I know the Oxford dictionary would not satisfy its true urban meaning. In all fearless I may have already answered my own question while typing this which is to say that the meaning of Microsite may refer to people who do not identify themselves with any particular gender. I look forward to your thoughts.
microsite by Mr Nija December 4, 2013

microshit fanboy 

A person who is obsessed with Windows 10, earlier Windows versions, or other Microsoft products.
Person 1: *Ranting in his Zoom meeting how Windows 10 is the best operating system ever*
Person 2: Look at that microshit fanboy! He keeps on ranting about some fucking operating system
microshit fanboy by sd8322 June 4, 2021