misspeak 

1) To make a claim to be under sniper fire in a hostile environment.
2) To try to cover your ass when someone calls you out on your bullshit.

guy: once I saw Jimi Hendrix live
girl: Jimi Hendrix died in 1970. You were born in the 80's.
guy: wait...I didn't mean to misspeak

misspeak by metalliska March 27, 2008

misteak 

A poorly prepared steak, cooked at the incorrect temperature or badly seasoned

A steak cooked well-done in actuality is a big misteak, while a steak cooked medium rare is rarely a misteak.

However, dropping a steak on the ground prior to (or after) placing it on the grill is also a misteak.

misteak by dat baby September 30, 2009

McSpeak 

the act of placing 'Mc' in front of common words, imitating the McDonald's linguistic style

yo, McBack up the McTruck! you McMissed the MacDonald's drive thru, you McMoron!

McSpeak by MPG May 5, 2004

misspeak 

To lie. To tell an untruth.

I have written about this and described in many different settings and I did misspeak the other day

misspeak by Saint Constantinople Rockerfeller June 11, 2008

Milspeak 

Milspeak (noun)
the specific jargon, whether official or otherwise, of the military culture, usually the US military. Often a contraction or acronym. Milspeak phrases often find their way into common civilian use, often with little or no understanding of their origin. This lack of understanding sometimes results in a new common meaning for the phrase.

"I was three days short when the Dinks wiped the HQ, SOP right? Man that whole furball was FUBAR. My unit got held over past my date, but I caught my ticket early in the landing gear and got evac'ed and shipped anyway, only minus some original equipment. SNAFU."

"Huh?"

"Sorry, that was all Milspeak, let me try again in English"

Milspeak by Sangu November 29, 2009

Misspeak 

1.To Say without thought, to mistakenly say.
2.Mistakenly saying something is misspeaking

"How dare you misspeak of me"

Misspeak by Mr Afro March 26, 2008

Misteak 

When a restaurant delivers the wrong steak to a patron.

Waitress: here is your ribeye sir!
Customer: um, I ordered a ny strip. there was a misteak

Misteak by Ass-Hat January 19, 2025