Mixologist 

A wank word for someone who failed university and became a cocktail shaker.

John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.

Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.

Mixologist by 11398787 November 8, 2012

mycological 

of or pertaining to mushrooms

I would like a slice of pizza of the mycological persuasion.

mycological by eric bendick April 12, 2005

missologist 

An individual who is actively involved in the beauty pageant industry, usually as a trainer, coach, historian or hardcore fan.

Used extensively in the Latin American media (SP: "missólogo").

He's attended every Miss Universe Pageant since 1965; he's a total missologist.

missologist by Missologist July 27, 2004

misslogic

the inability to use logic appropriately

a person completely missed the boat on using logic

It is misslogical, that all of the fire exits are locked from the inside.
They used misslogic when they made the entrance to the freeway as a side street that looks like a dead end.

misslogic by StellaSpeaks October 31, 2013

Misalotic 

misalotic yote yeet

These spuds are misalotic!
That was a Misalotic issue!
Thy are you sooooo Misalotic.
Please leave or I will jump into a Misalotic hole.

Misalotic by Seristic February 6, 2020

Trust me, I'm a mixologist. 

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.

Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

Trust me, I'm a mixologist. by t3vin24 April 7, 2017

Mixologist 

A tattooed apron wearing douchebag adorned with a quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who significantly overcharges you for a gin and tonic with a rose petal in it whilst boring the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari

Q: Should we get some negronis?

A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...

Mixologist by Notabeardedvillian December 9, 2021