"A man who thinks women are rational, intelligent human beings and expects them to act that way. Ken is a misogynist. He expects Barbie to pay for her half of dinner."
Well, given the fact that Barbie makes 75 Cents for every Dollar that Ken makes (even though she has the same student loan to repay, the same qualification and experience) Ken IS in fact a misogynist if he expects Barbie to pay for her dinner when he asked her out.
Also Ken expects Barbie to have a manicure, pedicure and a bikini wax twice a week. He expects her to be young and beautiful, so Barbie spends a shitload of money and time on anti-aging products, clothes and shoes.
Conclusion: Barbie's life is more expensive because she has to buy shit to please Ken and life up to his expectations. Plus she makes less money.
Therefore, Happy Misogynist, you are not only a misogynist but a person of inferior intelligence who cannot back up their ridiculous ill-founded opinions.
Good Day, Everyone.
Dude stop being a misogynist, stop poking that girl, and give me a Cheeto.
Generally, most men who get labelled this aren't even women-haters. They simply don't feel like they need to validate their existance through another person. But becasue today's numbskull society views it as being wierd/wrong, they are hit with this little ditty or are presumed gay.
Guy: "no, and to be honest I don't really need/want one for the forseeable future."
Girl: ha, you're just a sad misogynist. you're probably just too much of a loser and no one wants you / you can't get anyone."
Girl 2 : "or hes gay!"
*both walk away laughing like utter buffoons*
Guy: "ditzy bitches...."