minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

minion tampons by minion tampons July 11, 2022

Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way

A way of saying something important has actually been accomplished for real, while at the same time mocking former president George W. Bush

On May 1,2003 George W Bush landed on the deck of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln for a photo-op wearing a flight suit and declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq when in fact the war had just begun and absolutuly nothing had been accomplished. Exactly 8 years later Osama bin Laden was killed in Pakistan by Navy Seals, this is an example of Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way.

Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way by SKY_DOG July 15, 2011

Dust off mission 

A Dust off mission is a military helicopter air evacuation of wounded in a combat zone.

The Dust off mission made the life saving of the wounded, WIAs, possible

Dust off mission by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

Misinformation

A true thing that elites don't want you to believe.

The Wuhan lab leak is misinformation.

Misinformation by misterkel August 19, 2021

One way mission 

A one way mission is military slang for a mission likely to produce extreme loss of life.

It looks like the orders are likely to be a one way mission, a suicide patrol.

One way mission by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016

misinput 

The act of killing a teammate for 200,000 GP, usually followed by your teammate overreacting. The word was first used by MoistCr1tikal, ( also referred to as penguinz0, Big Moist, Charlie, Charles White and Jesus, ) after team killing a “Special Gamer”, where he proceeded to yell at him. Charles then made the word as a retort.

Special Gamer: STOP SHOOTING ME, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? CHILL!

Charles White: It was a misinput, MISINPUT, CALM DOWN, YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN…

Special Gamer: Jesus

Charles White: God, this community is overreacting!

misinput by moistcr1tikalfan January 22, 2022

CO Mission 

Putting hands or feet on a Correctional Officer in prison or jail.

Ex. 1

"A CO Mission is a green light to take off on a guard...It's usually lifers that are looking to do CO Missions. Cuz it don't matter. It's like asking for a life sentence to take off on the staff."

NateDogg916 "Mental health and surviving the lockdown, the SHU, and the art of structure." June 26, 2020

Ex. 2

Wes Wilson: Hey fool! You ready to put hands on the muthafuckin' cops just like the homey Matty Boy from Rodeo did?

Mikey Segala: Fuck yeah! You know what time it is!

Wes: CO Mission time muthafucka!

Mikey: Let's do this!

Wes and Mikey fist bump and air box. Then they go into the Program Office, ring the bell, and yell "I'm a bitch!" in unison.

CO Mission by ZXY&ABC July 11, 2020