A 19-21 year old man serving a mission for the Morg. He is not allowed to ever be out of the sight of his companion or to use his first name -- he must be called Elder (yes, I know he's only 19, strange huh.) He is not allowed to speak with his family or friends for the entire 2 years of his mission, although rumour has it that the Morg has lightened up their cult indoctrination practices and now allow the mishies to call home on xmas and mother's day.
He spends most of the time on his mission trying to sell the mormon religion to strangers. This is increasingly hard to do due to the fact that the internet has made the truth about mormonism so easy to discover. When he is not trying to find people to baptise into his cult and get them to pay 10-15% of their income to the Morg, he is trying to find a few moments of privacy from his companion. Why? Hey, you try going 2 years without sex OR whacking off, and you'll understand.
"Honey, will you get the door, I think it's those damn girlscouts selling cookies again." "Aww, shit, it's even worse, it's the mishies."
Mishie is a beautiful and cute female dystopian. sexy and cute. and that we like =)
*suggles mishie* =)
you're a cutie