| 29. | Pintello | ||
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Pintello is a name, whether first or last that was created due to a mishearing interpreter at Ellis Island. The Pintello Comedy theater in California is successful. Strong Itallian roots, and Itallians are passionate lovers. :) "What your name?"
"Joseph Pointillio." "Pintello... right..." :( |
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| 30. | Squid Roller | ||
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Derived from the mishearing of the elderly. Commonly refered to a gay male "rolling" his tongue around another males so called "squid". Oftenly grotesquely slimy. Girl - your kinda cute...
Boy - Sorry, not my type.. Girl - What... OMG are you a Squid roller?! |
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| 31. | miccassi kilo | ||
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rappers who are tone deaf, but instead of mishearing the tones, they're ignorant to the shittiness of their lyrics. terrible music artists. "that freestyler was a miccassi kilo. no skill."
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| 32. | Umption | ||
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A mishearing or mispronunciation of the standard English word, "gumption". I don't have the umption to figure out how to spell properly.
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| 33. | ease dropping | ||
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To listen in on conversation and then misspell it. Corruption of the familiar word eavesdrop "I picked up enough ease dropping on Lola that I don't even need to read the exerts from the book."
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| 34. | Nude Erection | ||
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Common mishearing of "New Direction". Usually peppered throughout political speeches and occasionally found in songs. This may also be used to steer the subject of a conversation toward sex. "I have a nude erection for America!"
"Don't look back, got a nude erection. I loved you once, needed protection." - Tattoo, as sung by Jordin Sparks "Honey, allow me to take things in a nude erection..." |
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| 35. | Pornality | ||
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“PORNALITY” comes from PORN + BANALITY, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or sexualized meaning: Examples -- HARD-AND-FAST solution becomes “HARDEN-FAST” SOLUTION; NO-HOLDS-BARRED (wrestling) becomes “NO HOLES BARRED” (stick it anywhere!); NIP IT IN THE BUD becomes “NIP IT IN THE BUTT"; and, a pornality deliberately scripted for television: CORNISH GAME HEN became "CORNISH GAY MEN" as mishead by Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on NBC-TV's "Third Rock from the Sun" (1996-2001). .
"Man, you got a buttload of mail." "Don't you mean 'boatload'? "Buttload" is a pornality." "I was gonna say 'shitload'." "Point well taken." |
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