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mishal....not much can be said about this simpleton. Mishal often enjoys his school days chasing others all over the school without realising they are not there! He is stupid enough to think that a certain someone was in love with him coughmelcough. Mishal has also not mastered the art of sellotape and/or blue tack, once being heard to ask a teacher (referring to sellotape) "sir how does this work" and "sir i lost my book then found it yesterday then lost it again".
Mishal often has a habit of doing dumb things in an attempt to impress people and has unfortunate facial disfigurement such as acne that make carl van tonders face look normal and a perennial gormless expression that makes people wonder whether mishal really understands complicated words such as "i" or "and". In short mishal is thick and has the mental age of a pre-conceived foetus (does that make sense?)o well mishals stupid.
"people dont make that retarded face or u may end up looking like mishal"
by melaineeeeeeeeeeeeee April 08, 2005
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1.
Mishal is a word commonly used in the same context as "cool"
"I won State Championship"
"That is so Mishal man!"

"I am so Mishal, when I took part in the Mishal contest they said, 'Sorry, no professionals'"
by Izzles July 27, 2009
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2.
A person who happens to hate everything, even things that they like. They tend to showoff their wild afro hair along with their red pants, UGG boots and American apparel leggings. A Mishal is known to be fluent in German, Tamil and proficient in Swedish. If you have seen a Mishal death stare, consider yourself lucky as no one has lived to tell stories about it. A Mishal can quote the entire Mean Girls movie at any given time, and is very hard to impress. Never get in between a Mishal and its ice cream especially a superkid, violence acts by a Mishal can be life threatening. A Mishal is known to be a bully, and almost every girl in a class with Mishal has personally been victimized. A Mishal diet will usually consider anything high in sugar and fructose along with plenty of fish meat. A Mishal will never give anyone enough attention. They tend to be clumsy as this is just speculation, until further studies can confirm these allegation. However their cooking skills are unmatched as their fish and coconut cupcakes are world-renowned, and their cupcakes have gone on to win many baking competitions. If you ring a Mishal's doorbell, good luck getting them to open it. You can never be cooler than a Mishal.
Omg, I just ran into a Mishal today.

You're such a Mishal.
by Aaron Samuels Africa November 25, 2013
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The most incredibly-amazingly-awesome guy you will ever meet.
The guy with the brightest smiles in the world- a smile that could light up a blind man’s world…
The guy that knows more than all the encyclopedias in the world…
He’s kinda like a walking Google and I love it :)
The most attentive listener you'll ever meet...

The guy I would travel across the world to see.
The guy I would do anything for just to make him happy.
The guy I sit and day dream about, all day, everyday.
The guy any girl would drool about.
The guy I would move seas for.
The guy every girl dreams about, that guy every girl wishes for…
Basically, the most perfect guy any girl (or guy) could ever want…

Mish-al, the definition of a perfect guy…
He is such a Mish-al...

I want a Mish-al...

I wish all guys were like Mish-al...
by JellyBean21 August 13, 2013
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a person who is often described as "gormless" and other words relating to general slowness and lack of intelligence and at whose house there is a party at on april 2nd.
mishal look gormless
mishal do a little dance
duhhhhhhhhhhhh
by imran March 26, 2005
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5.
An incredibly anoyin guy with a girls name.
Used to describe someone of an extremely high annoyance level.
Man that mishal really pisses me off.
If Mishal speaks to me again i bludgen him to death with my shoe.
by Bob March 21, 2005
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6.
A synonym for the word 'gay'
Dude, that guy is so mishal!

I know man, how mishal can someone get?!
by sgsdgdsyrysrtggds August 31, 2010
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god of virginity.
wow, you must pray to lord mishal everynight, you still havent touched a woman yet!
by mello333 August 23, 2009
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