A ponder of Midgets 

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)

Look at that ponder of midgets

A ponder of Midgets by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

crib midgets 

Children, Babies, Kids, Rugrats

All she wants is crib midgets. I'm taking the crib midget to the pool. From the Dane Cook Movie "Good Luck Chuck" Stu used the word.

crib midgets by Maleficent40 June 22, 2008

Lit midgets 

A group of midgets born from the depths of hell. They have a short temper and a nasty attitude.

"Did you call a hitman?"
"No. I called the lit midgets!"
"Oh shit!!!"

Lit midgets by King midget August 2, 2017

Horde of Midgets 

When a group of midgets and/or dwarfs gather together it is referred to as a horde.

A horde of midgets attacked a flock of geese after enjoying their lunch picnics during national midget day in San Antonio.

Horde of Midgets by onebraveprune December 18, 2008

two midgets in a headlock 

A chick with big boobs, too big for her body.

that chick has huge titties it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.

two midgets in a headlock by Jonny0oo0 April 2, 2007

Official Midgets

The midgets (duh) who are employed soley to help lazy people masturbate. They are sometimes used by creepy people who aren't lazy, just creepy, as in the song by Mindless Self Indulgence called I Hate Jimmy Page.

Joe: "I'll show ya how Official Midgets jack me off....."
Dave: "Dude, what the fuck are you singing???"
Joe: "Huh? Oh, MSI's song."
Dave: "...if you sing that again, I'm going to brain you."

Official Midgets by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009

Killing Midgets 

To masturbate.
To spank the sausage.
To poke the florescent monkey.

"I totally saw Bo killin' midgets the other day. It was horriable."

"How do YOU kill midgets, Ven?"

Killing Midgets by weMUSTuseNukes August 9, 2004