Miscuntscrew 

Accidentally missing the vagina but successfully penetrating the booty.

Is your girl into anal? No, but I did miscuntscrew last night!

Miscuntscrew by DjLit April 5, 2016

miscunterpret

When a female misinterprets your knowledge as mansplaining.

I’m not mansplaining, you’re just miscunterpreting what I’m saying.

miscunterpret by Johnny Voltaire January 16, 2020

Miscunted 

When a man is making love to a woman and fails to properly insert his penis into the vagina and either misses entirely or inserts his penis into her rectum.

Can occur when one or both participants are drunk.

Ex. 1
Girl: Yes, put it in! Give it to me!
Guy: God I am so drunk...
Girl: it doesn't matter! GIVE IT TO ME!
Guy: okay, okay.
Girl: *screams* No not there!
Guy: Sorry, totally miscunted.

Ex.2
Guy1: Dude, how'd it go with Mindy?
Guy2: man I totally miscunted
Guy1: really? Did she freak?
Guy2: no way - she loved it!
Guy1: Miscunt for the win!

Miscunted by A-Miss-Eric-AH October 9, 2009

miscunt 

To mistake a cunt

Dang, i thought you were a girl. My Miscunt

miscunt by hier6 May 24, 2011

Miscontextion 

One one misconceives what another person has just texted them. This may occur by either misspelling a word or by a lack or misunderstanding of the emotion associated with the comment.

An Example of Miscontextion:

Person 1: *texting* hey hws it goin?

Person 2: its goin good i just watched niga playing ASS

Person 1: omg, you watch your mouth! and stop watching that dirty stuff!

Person 2: No no no! i mean nigahiga, in agents of secrt stuf

Person 1: o! im sorry, i miscontxted you

Miscontextion by wordwanderer October 22, 2011

miscuntstrued 

When you don't understand but you would've if you had a cunt but because you don't it was unclear.

I believe she meant she was cumming but maybe I simply miscuntstrued that when she only intended to arrive.

miscuntstrued by fathermike July 5, 2017

Miscontraception 

When one or both members of a couple mistakenly believe that their condom has been punctured due to fierce intercourse.

Woman 1: Oh my goodness. I need a morning after pill. I think his condom broke last night!!
Woman 2: Honey, don't even worry about it. It was probably just a miscontraception. We've all made that mistake.

Miscontraception by kawoookoo November 7, 2009