Misconstrudel

To incorrectly interpret a strudel as another baked good or pastry, or vice versa.

Q: Hey man, where'd you get this delicious apple turnover?
A: Dude. Common misconstrudel right there... you have got to learn your pastries!

Misconstrudel by devilashe June 9, 2014

Misconstrue

To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.

See also: gaslighting

Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes

Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes

Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes

Misconstrue by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021

Misconstrued 

To have a person or someone fucked up

He thinking I'm soft he had me all misconstrued.

Misconstrued by beach boi September 13, 2018

Misconstrudel

verb; interpret (something, especially a person's words or actions) wrongly while glazing over facts and filling in unknown variables with half baked truths.

"You've got it all misconstrudeled. You are glazing over fact and filling peoples heads with bullshit"

Misconstrudel by ChanceTheWonderDog December 11, 2018

misconstued 

verb; to mess or screw up order; set out of place

Pam R. misconstrued the map directions and ended up at the wrong party.

misconstued by Pablo Rodriguez March 22, 2005

My Words Were Misconstrued 

Saying giving out Pro-Zionism stickers and then saying you just want peace

I gave out stickers saying that I think Zionism is sexy, but I just want "peace" my words were misconstrued

My Words Were Misconstrued by PurplePillows92 January 17, 2024