Top Definition
The difference between what you told your husband/boyfriend/male coworker and what he actually heard.
"Honey, did you pick up my laundry on your way home?"
"No, I thought you told me to come home so you could do my laundry."
"I'm sorry, dear, but you are suffering from miscommanication, because that's not what I said at all!"
by happywife July 29, 2013

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