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Miscavigina 

miscavigina
noun | mis·ca·vi·gi·na | mis-kah-vuh-jahy-nuh

plural _ miscaviginas, miscaviginae

~ a small vagina-like being; characterized by its incredibly small stature and short temper; frankly, everything about it is tiny and usually flaccid;

~ it speaks through a relatively gaping hole on its head which is surrounded by giant wet lips.

~ When a miscavigina’s pink hot rage is in bloom, shrieking screams are expelled from between its sopping wet labia lip tissue; exerting a sound only comparable to that of a supersonic queef.

~ Legend has it that the puny presence of a miscavigina is the byproduct of Stunted Growth Syndrome (SGS); effects undergone amid a curtailed puberty.

Word Origin and History for miscavigina

n. 1680s, from the Latin ‘vagina’

The most famous miscavigina of the 20th and 21st centuries is—one David Miscavigina, for whom the term was originally coined. Miscavigina is successor to Scientology’s sci-fi author, L. Ron Hubbard, aka ‘L. Ron Gingivitis’

David Miscavigina has faced much controversy in recent history as result of his ongoing ties to the notorious brick road gang—‘The Lollipop Guild’. Miscavigina vehemently argues against accusations that ‘The Guild’ (as referenced by Miscavigina) is indeed a gang; he stresses that The Lollipop Guild is not a gang but a “club”. Still, Miscavigina remains an active member in this “club”, as part of its NORTHWITCH chapter.
JANE: Look at that tiny little thing, its like the size of my taint.

JOHN: Why's it getting so pink in the face? And sweaty?

JANE: Uhh, I don't think that's sweat. Whatever it is, it looks pissed.

JOHN: Wait...I've read about these. That's a miscavigina!

{The Sound of a thunderous queef radiates through city streets, sending chills up the spines of all there to observe it}

JANE: Aww...he's so cute! He's almost like a real person.

JOHN: Yeah. I wish he wouldn't spit so much while he's screaming though.

JANE: There it goes, it's running into the crowd. Now we'll never find it among normal size folk.

JOHN: Yep. It's Going Clear outta sight.

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Person 1: Misato best girl!
Person 2: Misato best woman!
Person 3: Misato best mommy!
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miscavige 

To shower one's friends, family and subordinates with attention. Usually in the form of imprisonment, beatings, insults, degradation or spying.
I couldn't stand the idea of my ex-wife running her mouth about me, so I went full Miscavige on her and hired a private eye to see what she was up to.
miscavige by @ScientologyPimp April 9, 2015

Thanksgiving Miscarriage

When you get diarrhea after a large Thanksgiving Dinner.
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Joseph Muscat 

Joseph Muscat is Malta's most corrupt man, who won the award for corruption in 2019. Corruption, destruction of the natural environment, Labour Party cronyism, car bombings and government-sanctioned assasinations of government critics all happened under his watch.
Booted out of office after being exposed in massive corruption scandals, as well as in the killing of a Labour Party critic.
Worshiped like a god by the ignorant laburist
Still free, as he is being protected by his puppet & lawyer, Robert Abela, who is a pathetic excuse of a prime minister.
Foxx il-Lejber u foxx dak il-liba Joseph Muscat.
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Misato kinnie 

we get it you have daddy issues and a substance abuse problem
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Miscarriage

When a woman loses her baby while she is pregnant, commanly do to small ovaries or a mishaped uterus, or some kind of health condition. This is a great deal of loss to most women around the world, and most suffer greatly. The excitement of having a child of your own, and watching them learn how to walk, talk, read, write, live, and grow... is gone. Poof, disappeared, and you have this constant growing fear that your never going to have children of your own, each and every single day. Because you don't want a miscarriage to ever happen again, because you know you'll just feel the same emptiness in your heart that you already felt the first time around.
Trevor: My wife had a miscarriage, and we lost our baby.
Shayla: I'm so sorry. I'm here for you.
Miscarriage by suffering.exe November 13, 2019