August 28, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
To return a wave to someone you think is waving at you, but is actually waving to the person behind you. Usually results in embarrassment and introversion.
Damn...I thought that girl was waving at me :(
To wave to somebody you thought was someone you knew but really you just waved to a complete stranger. That complete stranger gives you a look of dismay not for the wave but for the enthusiasm and excitement you conveyed along with your wave.
Who the heck was that person waving to me like he knew me. It must have been a mis-wave. What a jackass!
To return a honk, or look back, to someone you think is honking at you, but is actually honking to the car behind you. Usually results in embarrassment and introversion.
I was afraid to wave at the vehicle that honked because I didn't want it to be a mis-honk.
When you think someone is waving to you , and you eagerly wave back saying hi just to find out the person is not actually waving to you, but the person behind you. This results in extreme humiliation , and failure to know what to do next.
Kelly waves at Suzie
Jackie thinks Kelly is waving at her and waves back , eagerly.
Kelly walks past Jackie and hugs Suzie, greeting her.
Jackie stands there vulgarly humiliated, unable what to do next.
Kelly and Suzie talk about how how Jackie has mis-taken waving at Kelly
Anyone who has watched the movie Cowpat would understand this. A certain type of large shit. Shannon being derived from the more literal term for the nick name "shannipoo" ie. not a cute pet name but an actual shit, and from the term Shannen Doherty Face, as a Shannon Arkell type shit is often mis-shapen and strange looking. The Arkell part coming from the slang word arch-well, which is a particularly big and well used long-drop type toilet. A shannon arkell type shit can include the brain hemorrahage through your nose shit, the lincoln log shit, the mexican food shit, the crowd pleaser, the aftershock shit, the groaner, the enegizer vs duracell shit, the liquid plumber shit, the spinal tap shit, the toxic dump, the "i think im giving birth through my asshole" shit, and often gives way for a second-wave shit. See definitions for shit and dump
Bob: Whoa, i went to go take a dump and i thought it was gonna be routine shit but ended up being a shannon arkell!
Fred: Yo, hi 5 me. What kind?
Bob: It was an aftershocker. And now my butt looks like the Japanese flag!