to accidentally destroy your shorts while stepping into them, for instance, catching your big toe in the dick hole while pulling on your boxers, tearing them apart.
Phillip was careful not to mirge his jean shorts while putting them on before the annual drunk whiffle ball game.
by drjim78 July 23, 2012
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.Buy the mug