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8. mirf
A MIRF is the exact opposite of a milf. While a milf is a mother that someone would like fuck( bang the shit out of) a mirf is a mother that someone would regret fucking( really bad pussy haha.)
juliets mom is fucking hot and is definetly a milf. but john's mom is a mirf. I totally regret fucking her, her pussy smelled like rotten fish and dam did she need to shave or what.
1. MIRF
November 10, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.
"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"

"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"
2. MIRF
(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.
"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"

"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"
3. MIRF
Mother I'd Run From
Dude, check out that MIRF. Fuck, here she comes!
4. Mirf
Abbreviation of the town of Mirfield, situated in West Yorkshire, England.
Boy 1: Gonna go out in Mirf tonight?

Boy 2: Fuck owt else to do.
5. Mirf
a wedgie that goes very deep. Also, a type of hole.
Dude, I got a huge mirf!
Don't let Char into my mirf hole!
6. Mirf
Chinese MILF.
Guy 1: Oh herro dis my mom
Guy 2: MIRF
7. mirf
A clumsy idividual, who usually lacks common sense, style, spacial awarness, motorskillz and hand eye coodination. (also refered to as a "pinner mirf")

Origin. first used by Sillicon Valley pot heads
"I cannot believe you just spilled my cremated grandma all over my mom's kzakistanian rug, you f$%@ing MIRF!"
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