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1.
It be dem expensive cars.
"I'm killin y'all niggaz on this lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips."

-Kanye West
by Keyser Soze September 04, 2004
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2.
The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".
Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.
by femmefatale1990 May 09, 2009
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3.
cum
I cum Miracle Whip

I whip Miracle Cum
Miracle cum I whip
Whip my Miracle cum
by isochronismisms! June 18, 2009
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4.
When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye.
Last night while I was getting some head I Miracle Whipped my girl.

Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?
by Tru Soldia, Caseman2484 March 13, 2010
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5.
Another, more modern term, for the Popemobile.
Hey, looks like the Pope just got his ride back from Unique Autosports! It's the Miracle Whip!
by Galaxie427 October 30, 2007
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6.
to cum in your hand then smack your bitch in the face.
Just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. In this case the semen is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together
by frankie Jay December 08, 2007
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7.
It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip".
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!
I'm really disappointed that you made my hand hurt after I performed the Miracle Whips.
by David S. Rose March 02, 2007
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