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to cum in your hand then smack your bitch in the face. Just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. In this case the semen is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together
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cum I cum Miracle Whip
I whip Miracle Cum Miracle cum I whip Whip my Miracle cum |
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The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious". Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.
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When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye. Last night while I was getting some head I Miracle Whipped my girl.
Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car? |
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Another, more modern term, for the Popemobile. Hey, looks like the Pope just got his ride back from Unique Autosports! It's the Miracle Whip!
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