The Suburban Chevrolet from the ghettos of Eden Prairie. Almost like a real one, minus the bullet holes and crack pipes.

A mentally retarded person.

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.

A name for an Aussie who is a tree hugger. This species of human is usually identified by his usual profanity after they lose a game of sorts and their long standing bad mood afterwards. They also often seem to like to torture themselves or have not figured out how to use an air conditioner. Tends to go for women half his age and drinks like a maniac. Also known for weapons development. This species is also very metrosexaul and concerned about his or her weight. Their usual diet consists of veggies with the occasional unknown fluidly substance. (Generally on weekends). This species is also very intelligent and very dangerous. Never offend a Jamie it’s as bad as cornering chuck Norris minus the round house kick. Usually just a hussy fit with a following keyboard massacre. If you happen to befriend this interesting species it can be very very nice to you. Tends to be a socail creature when not busy..if its busy and you talk you better hope your well hidden.

when you erratically panic over the little things. somewhat like a real panic attack but minus the actual need to panic. when one pulls a shmam attack, they must make a scene and either take it out in: belting out the paramore R!OT cd, doing one out of the 400 dances she's learned, or by doing acrobats on bus railings. Each one of these venting techniques most of the time should be accompanied with the person in question repeating a phrase over and over.
One of the main points in venting always is followed by calling up a poor boy who goes by Phil and screaming curses into his ear.
poor poor phil :(

I have advice for anyone who has ever, or may ever consider complaining about World of Warcraft for ANY reason: Play FFXI for a month. I guarantee, that by the time you've finished, being raped out of your time and dignity by this pathetic excuse for a game, you'll go back to WOW, with the constant assurance that, no matter how bad it gets, well at least it ain't FFXI! It's like leaving America and coming back with a renewed appreciation for what we have. At least the police here don't beat me for chewing gum!

This game is the ultimate example of the Asian roleplaying mentality: That, change is scary and actually presenting a game that simulates roleplaying is far less impressive, than watching the same asymmetrical outfit wearing clown in an anime movie, pockmarked with menu selections.
Beat the same stupid setup until time ends. Grind, grind and grind to fight a big monster every other month, so you can get gear to grind again for better gear, to grind for better gear, so you can grind for better gear to fight a big monster that takes 18+ hours to kill. Where'd the fucking "role playing" go?

The latest contradiction to the pre-game warning to not let FFXI interfere with your life, manifests at the apex of Sage Sundi and his team's remedial game design philosophy, in the form of Pandemonium Warden, a non-instanced boss that apparently is designed to take over 18 hours to kill.

These assholes have no business making mmo's. Their game appeals to people who want ...

I have advice for anyone who has ever, or may ever, consider complaining about World of Warcraft for ANY reason.
Play FFXI for a month.
I guarantee, that by the time you've finished, being raped out of your time and dignity by this pathetic excuse for a game, you'll go back to WOW, with the constant assurance that, no matter how bad it gets, well at least it ain't FFXI! It's like leaving your country and, coming back with a renewed appreciation for what you have. At least the police here don't beat me for chewing gum!

This game is the ultimate example of the Asian "roleplaying" mentality. That change is scary and actually presenting a game that simulates roleplaying, is far less impressive, than watching the same asymmetrical outfit wearing clown in an anime movie jump around, pockmarked with menu selections.
Beat the same stupid setup until time ends. Grind, grind and grind to fight a big monster every other month, so you can get gear to grind again for better gear, to grind for better gear, so you can grind for better gear to fight a big monster that takes 18+ hours to kill. Where'd the fucking "role playing" go?

The latest contradiction to the pre-game warning -to not let FFXI interfere with your life- manifests at the apex of Sage Sundi and his team's remedial game design philosophy, in the form of Pandemonium Warden, a non-instanced boss (that means only one group gets to fight it per spawn period, in many cases 24 hours or more) that is apparently designed...