Sweaty Mints 

When you take a mint from your fellow broski's shoe but when you go to eat it, it tastes more moist then usually does. YUMMY!!

Summer: "Hey , can I have a mint???"
Milana: * Pulls out mint from shoe* "Yeah sure, here you go..."
Summer: "EW!!! I can taste the sweat on this mint!"
Milana: " Oh sorry I forgot to wear socks today, I guess I only have sweaty mints"

Sweaty Mints by sdfghjhgfdfghjkkjhgfdsdfghjkyg January 31, 2020

Minessota Monocle 

After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye

Stephanie found that she could see much better out of her minessota monocle....

Minessota Monocle by whhhhiggggy May 22, 2011

gorilla mints

Menthol cigarettes (Kools, Newports)

Man, why you be smokin those gorilla mints?!

gorilla mints by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

alek minassian 

Based

You are so alek minassian

alek minassian by Alek minassian October 22, 2022

Thin mints 

Cocaine in cookie form

I just ate 17 boxes of thin mints and am stalking the girl scout that sold them to me.

Thin mints by jimmypotsmoker March 5, 2009

mints or mince

A game where someone says 'mints or mince' and someone guesses which. Quite pointless yet fun!

Mints or mince?

Mints.

Correct!

mints or mince by Chelvis Presley June 30, 2016

mintsticking 

the sexual-preparation act of slathering one's dick in (usually mint flavored) alcoholic mouthwash so as to make oral sex more pleasurable for the partner giving head, usually done in the absence of flavored lube. Also known as canedipping. Stings like a motherfucker initially. Invented in the early 2010's by delinquent Wormtown (Worcester, MA) high school graduates & college freshmen, according to police arrest records and PTA transcripts.

"Ew I don't want to suck that, soapy dicks taste funny. Get the flavored lube."
"Girl I just showered and the soap washed off. Don't have any lube. You like butter?"
"I'm lactose intolerant."
"Fuck it!"
*Splashes listerine on the peen*
"AAAAAAAAAaAUUUUUUUUUUgGGGGGhHHH"
"Let me kiss it better babe!"
A Sexual Preparedness PSA on mintsticking brought to you by the Worcester County Health Committee & Greater Blackstone Valley Center for Cultural Enrichment

mintsticking by OmenNemo June 12, 2023