someone that is from the not-so-great state of Minnesota. They can be found in their natural habitat wearing minnetonkan moccasins, north face fleece, and think that crocs are an acceptable form of footwear. WRONGO!
Looks can be deceiving with these creatures, although they almost appear to be humans (kind of like avatars, without the super powers), do not be fooled... they are not humans.
They are made completely out of goo, not out of normal human making supplies like livers, or lungs or anything, just goo.
Minnetonkans also struggle with the English language.
Example of minnetonkan speech: Please hand me my bag (which they pronounce beeehg).