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22.
nickname often given to the fat friend in a group of cute females.

they are often the female who orders a super large meal with a diet coke thinking that they are 'dieting.'
"Mini-Van is sure wolfing down the extra large pizza like it was her last meal!"
by ot-susy September 22, 2006
 
23.
One in the front, five in the back.
Only the classiest of women can handle a mini van.
by Moneyshawt May 09, 2008
 
24.
Similar to the shocker (2 in the coin slot, 1 in the balloon knot), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist in the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
Dr. Bearb was wondering if anyone wanted to take a ride in the minivan?
by millertime32 October 02, 2009
 
25.
Similar to the shocker (2 in the vertical smile, 1 going the extra mile or 2 in the ham curtains, 1 in the hurtin's), the act of putting 2 fingers in the coin slot and a fist in the balloon knot. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
Dr. Bearb was wondering if anyone wanted a ride in the minivan?
by millertime32 October 06, 2009
 
26.
Modern: A typical soccermom van. FWD Taller and bigger than a station wagon, but still drives like a car. Usually front wheel drive, these vans are designed to hold as much junk and kids as possible. They also get VERY dirty on the outside and inside, as the kids and their mum typically don't give two craps about keeping cars in decent shape.

Classic: A more of a guy's vehicle. RWD These are smaller than today's minivans, and are closer to a Truck/SUV. They are also designed to hold more cargo and people, but look much nicer when kept in good condition (you may come accross a hooptie once in a while). Due to being more powerful, they can be used to haul trailers.
Modern: I stepped into the minivan and found a carpet of crumbs, wrappers, and broken iPhones on the floor.

Modern: Joe came to round up the guys in his minivan, which we found to be clean and not embarrassing to be seen in.
by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 31, 2013
 
27.
during sex, the man puts two fingers in the womans vagina and a whole hand in her ass which is why its refered to as the mini van : two in the front and five in the rear.
last night i gave her the mini van! she wont shit right for a week!
by nosrac101 July 10, 2011
 
28.
2 in the front, 5 in the back, plain and simple. This requires at least 3 pairs of DP to be happening at once. This is similar to Gang Bang, but more intense.
Guy 1: Man, you should have been there last night with all of us.
Guy 2: What went down?
Guy 1: Me and the guys met up with that bitch from the party, and we gave her a mini van.
Guy 2: Shit man, that's crazy.
by Walty102 August 23, 2011