a car that is every teenagers nightmare to be driven in
you havea minivan? sorry i cant go out with you
by bananaduck December 29, 2003
The fat friend in the group.
"Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan." - Kayne West
by LBTMFATMRCLEAN February 22, 2008
1 in the front, 5 in the back
i gave my girlfriend the mini-van last night
by Tony Nadz September 05, 2006
vehicular castration for any male who is somehow forced into driving one
you, "hey i think that molly wants to go out with me!"
me, "well, good luck pulling up to her house in your mini van - why don't you save yourself time and humiliation and just go watch some more anime and jerk off."
by William Hole March 21, 2008
nickname for a fat girl
Your girlfriends (fat) friend is a minivan
by NICE ONE May 24, 2005
One in the front, five in the back.
Only the classiest of women can handle a mini van.
by Moneyshawt May 09, 2008
The querest car in the world
Every time you buy a minivan, the world gets a little bit gayer
by Scott Nikkel May 26, 2005
adj. suburban, uncool, anything that can be associated with boring, conservative, middle class, middle American culture. Big suburban malls are minivan. 7th Heaven is minivan.
Let's get back to the city, this place is too minivan.
I never watch ABC Famliy; it's too minivan.
OMG, her velvet track suit is sooo minivan!
Yeah, we went to Disney World but it was awful. Everyone there was so minivan.
by Muskox April 29, 2006

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