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7.
Vehicle driven by asshole suburban mothers who often only have 1-2 kids and have no need for a vehicle that seats 8. While thought to be more efficient than SUVs, the driver always looks like a complete loser who should just suck it up and buy an SUV regardless of the gas milage.
I stopped talking to my mother after she bought a minivan.
by Sean February 01, 2005
 
8.
A family vehicle driven by men who by mischance got their girlfriends pregnant. Therefore they get the sport edition to still retain their manliness and look cool doing it.
"that fuckin minivan drives likes he's in an F-1 racing minivan"
by sölvi September 05, 2003
 
9.
a car that is every teenagers nightmare to be driven in
you havea minivan? sorry i cant go out with you
by bananaduck December 29, 2003
 
10.
2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back
I gave her the mini-van last night and she loved it!
by borgo October 22, 2008
 
11.
In a group of 3 people, the second fattest.
Stacy's a unicycle, Jackie's a minivan, Mariah's a School Bus.
 
12.
2 in the front, 5 in the back...step above the shocker.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.
I gave Cindy the shocker...well I gave Ivana the Mini-Van.
by Fatty69 January 03, 2009
 
13.
The fat friend in the group.
"Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan." - Kayne West
by LBTMFATMRCLEAN February 22, 2008
 
14.
A hot girl's fat friend.
Kanye West:
If a stripper named Porscha and u get tips from many men
Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan
by Dennis Le May 26, 2005