MiniMizer 

An israeli who thinks HWzone is a top-class reviewing site by ripping off Toms-hardware and HardOCP.

He felt impotent, like a MiniMizer.

MiniMizer by Anonymous June 4, 2003

minimizer 

A minimizer is a style of bra used to make the bust seem smaller by up to one cup size.

All my friends are B-cups, i wear a minimizer everyday to make my D's look smaller.

minimizer by Milly101 July 29, 2008

Minimize Back Up Plan 

The act of watching porn on the internet while having myspace,facebook, or some other dumbass site open just incase someone walks in on you an in that event you can switch to the other window..

Kid sitting on computer wackin off to porn

Footsteps of death moving closer kid clicks myspace next to porn hence the "Minimize Back Up Plan"

Kids mom enters ya you can just get up honey i just need to check my email real quick you don't even have to close what your doing

Kid fucked!

Minimize Back Up Plan by blackout2921 October 14, 2009

MiniMizer 

My wife.

MiniMizer, bend over!

MiniMizer by Dorfl January 17, 2004

Mimitize 

For when you want to disappear/ camouflage yourself,

Taylor: Did you see her today?
Matteo: No it is as though she just mimitized

Mimitize by Matteo and Taylor Banana August 16, 2019

minute minimizer 

an extremely cheap person avoiding using their cell phone minutes until they have free minutes after 9 and on weekends.

bob: hey whats up? can you talk?
bill: i would man but my minute aint free. call me back after 9!
bob: you are such a minute minimizer dude...

minute minimizer by Jackie Dtm December 17, 2007

MiniMizer 

A situation where u are saturated with being owned/pwned by another (usually SabrWolf)

Oh man im so owned, i feel like MiniMizer

MiniMizer by S.B.R June 29, 2003