| 1. | the midwest | ||
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the middle of America, also known as the "bread basket" of America. It is the land of Walmart, BBQs, and mini vans. Iowa is in the midwest, it has many Walmarts and mini vans.
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| 2. | Soccer Mom | ||
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A chick who wears Vans in a small size. So they are "Mini Vans" Person 1: Damn yo I like her Vans. They are small though like size 5.
Person 2: Yeah bruh the Mini Vans. She's a Soccer Mom. |
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| 3. | mini van | ||
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during sex, the man puts two fingers in the womans vagina and a whole hand in her ass which is why its refered to as the mini van : two in the front and five in the rear. last night i gave her the mini van! she wont shit right for a week!
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| 4. | mini me's | ||
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The kids inside the SOCCER MOM mini-vans. Look at all those mini me's (said while passing a Soccer Mom)
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| 5. | Mini Van Driver | ||
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1.A Mini-Van Driver is a person who drives a mini van also see the words fat mini-van driver, foreign driver
soccer mom 2. A person with no respect or care for the countless gallons of precious fuel sucked up by those gas hogs called mini-vans. 3. A driver classified in the most sited vehicle on the road today (next to the SUV or as i like to call the Jeep mini-van) 4. a driver classified as one of the most dangerous hazards on the roads today (almost above drunk drivers). 5. A member of a really big family, often a mother (often called a soccer mom) ya My mom drives a mini-van
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| 6. | south charlotte | ||
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the wealthier side of charlotte, except people have no taste. they are all like robots, and all the soccer moms drive honda odyssey mini-vans, shop at target, and carry around their ugly vera bradley diaper looking handbags. people never eat at home, and the lines for chick-fil-a and wendys are like an hour long. instead of making their parents buy them nice cars, the "rich" north carolina redneck farm children buy pick up trucks or jacked up jeeps and spray disgusting shit mud all over them. people in south charlotte think that stonecrest is the shit, except it is just a stupid strip mall and it is probably more crowded than downtown on the weekends. the whole year consists of looking foward to the family vacation to either mrytle beach or hilton head, depending on if your house has wheels or not. everyone pretends to be a virgin, but they really gave it up when they were 13 at their annual youth group retreat. south charlotte soccer mom: lets go to church yall! have you seen the new vera bradley bags at carolina place mall?!
south charlotte pta mom: no, but i think we should ban art books from barnes and nobles because they have nudity and i dont want to deflower my childs virgin eyes! |
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| 7. | parking garage | ||
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The condtion that develops after a man or woman has recived numerous mini-vans. That broad/fag parked so many mini-vans that he/she has a parking garage.
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