Usally male, a mini-baller is single, aged 22-30, and has a six-figure income. He tries to be a "baller" but can't quite afford it. He lives a "mini-baller lifestyle" which involves over-spending his large income on weekend travel, expensive clothes, and alcohol. His life goal is to become a regular "baller" but he usually doesn't get there.
So are you and the other mini-ballers going to the world cup in South Africa or what? I heard you guys get it done.