one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)

Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.

one-milimeter peter by Michellers February 23, 2009

Milimetering

The act of being very slow at some kind of thing trying to achieve their objective

Noel: You can't beat my high score on that game! You're barely even milimetering up the leaderboard.
Dan: Soon enough i'll be number 1

Milimetering by Omega Hood May 10, 2022

milimeter peter 

a man whos penis is 3 milimeters...FROM THE GROUND! YUH!

Dad: Hey, careful not to trip on that milimeter peter.
Son: You got it dad!

milimeter peter by YUH! June 26, 2004

minimeter 

0.1 nanometer

ti*mini=nano, ti*minimeter=nanometer

minimeter by truelevel September 22, 2017

Minimerterian

Libertarian society, where the coolest triumvirate decides disputes between families and/or clans.

An alien-enhanced Dog, Cat and Horse, was our first World Minimerterian Triumvirate. We were lucky that Pigs, Chickens or Cows; weren't included yet. We (Primates) had to wait for 127,000 years of karmatic alignment; until a Human-Human-Dog Minimerterian Triumvirate got back on top.

Our First Galactic Message:
"Fuck You, Alien-Squid, we will eat you with marinara sauce."

Minimerterian by Cthulhian Priest May 10, 2020

Minumeters

Slang for minutes

How many minumeters are we from Denny's?
About 7 minumeters.

Minumeters by Sexysavage37 August 7, 2022